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21st May 2015
to get myself to do something i have been putting off
apparently i just gotta think of something i need to do that i want to do even less :
for example - i should be packing for a trip. but i went to pull weeds
18th March 2015
my boxer briefs don't last as long as my boxers
i guess that's why they're "briefs" :
11th February 2015
chuck manson's fiancee wanted to marry him for his corpse
so...i guess she really did want his body
30th September 2014
but...i drive a mustang
last night i got home from work and found this offer for an "upgrade" to my vehicle. according to the targeted marketing card, i could trade in my card toward a prius or rav4. :
i think they have a very different idea about these cars than i do in order to call them an "upgrade"
8th April 2014
woman steals rolex by hiding it in her vagina
i guess once a month she'll know what bloody time it is
2nd April 2014
a place where they show famous kittens throughout history
would be a mew-seum :
1st April 2014
happy bday to me, and april fools'!
yes, it's really my birthday. it was an interesting day in all, but i won't get into that. :
i did, however, get a job interview set up for tomorrow. today she called me and did a phone screening. the she asked if i could come in for a face-to-face interview tomorrow. w00t! so after she scheduled it out, about an hour and a half later she cancelled it.
obviously an april fools' day joke. she got me!
11th March 2014
someone said he was "beyond help"
what i get from that is that he works at bed, bath, and beyond and that he is in charge of the "beyond" section :
20th February 2014
what's the name of that new boy band that's about to topple bieber?
oh yeah - one erection :
10th February 2014
georgia claims state of emergency
all the food they eat is fried food. if that's not a state of emergency, i dunno what is!
7th February 2014
btw happy new year!
new year, new home, new girlfriend... :
taliban claims to have captured military canine
i got a visual of "military intelligence" being the ability to find numerous fire hydrants
26th October 2013
everyone claims to be weird
i guess that's normal :
8th October 2013
spam subject: help your child with ADHD
me: why would i want to give my child ADHD? :
2nd September 2013
public marriage proposal gone bad
maybe she was saying she doesn't like his head
31st August 2013
80 yr old weightlifter banned for steroid use
so much for his AARP discount at the pharmacy
28th August 2013
the secret to a long lasting marriage
is to argue daily, according to : this article
the article says [they]"Have had 25,550 disagreements to date - that works out as one a day."
my ex and i had that many the first year. you'd think that we would have had a pretty solid relationship, but no...we're no longer together
21st August 2013
someone was asking about a contractor lien
i suggest that if there's time to lien, there's time to clean :
5th June 2013
crimping cables for UPS must be confusing
normally it goes something like - :
white green, green, white orange, blue, white blue, orange, white brown, brown
so of course i'm thinking for UPS it goes
white brown, brown, white brown, brown, white brown, brown, white brown, brown
28th May 2013
BK employee foils robbery by stealing thieves' getaway car
: thieves left car running
maybe they thought they had valet parking
21st May 2013
white house press secretary getting grilled over scandals
i guess that makes him carney asada :
20th May 2013
i'm afraid just knowing they're out there
7th May 2013
6th May 2013
diners were fed rat, mink, and fox rather than lamb
turns out mary DIDN'T have a little lamb